Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Free Psychometric Program



Chiste de mujeres

Un hombre ciego entra en un bar de lesbianas por equivocación.

Se las arregla para llegar hasta la barra y pide una copa. Tras estar un rato sentado en el taburete le grita al camarero:

- Eh, che, ¿te gustaría oír un buen chiste de women? Immediately

is total silence in the bar and with a serious, deep, rough voice, the woman who is sitting next to him says,

- Before you tell that joke, sir, and attention to their disability physics that prevents him from seeing, I think it is only fair to warn you of five points to note: That the rod meets a waitress. Bar the goalkeeper is a woman. That I measure six feet tall, weight 80 kilos, I'm a black belt in karate and am a woman with blond hair. The woman who is with me weightlifter. And that lady who is sitting across from you is a professional wrestler. And now you know why, think carefully ... Do you still want to tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a few seconds, shakes his head and says,

- You're right ... do not tell ... I saved from having to explain it five times!

(Thanks HugoB ).