Monday, June 7, 2010
Is A Ridge Like Texture Normal On The Inner Labia
The dog, the leopard and monkey
One day a man goes hunting to Africa and takes his dog.
A Day in the expedition, the dog, chasing butterflies away from the group, gets lost and begins to wander alone through the jungle.
that seen in the distance that comes a huge panther in full career.
Seeing no doubt that the panther is going to eat, think fast what to do.
sees a pile of bones of a dead animal and begins to chew.
Then, when the panther is about to attack, the dog says aloud: Ah! How rich panther just ate me!
The panther overhears and dry braking, turns and exits in terror thinking
Who knows what animal is this, I go to eat me too!
A monkey was perched in a nearby tree, he had seen and heard the scene, he runs after the panther to tell as the puppy deceived.
-How will be the stupid, those bones were already there, it is also just a dog.
the puppy reaches to realize the vibe of the monkey.
After the monkey tells the story of what he saw, the panther, very upset, tells the monkey:
- Get on my back, going where this dog to see who eats who!
And come running to find the puppy.
The dog sees how far the panther comes back and this time with the monkey pimp.
"Now what do I do??, Think scared the dog.
So instead of running away, he sits with his back as if he had not seen, and when the leopard is about to attack again, the dog says
Mono son of a bitch, half an hour ago that I sent him to bring me another leopard, and still is not listed ...!
MORAL:
IN TIMES OF CRISIS, JUST IMAGINATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN KNOWLEDGE.
Try to be as imaginative as the dog. Evita
be as stupid as the panther.
But never as son of a bitch and pimp like the monkey.
(Thanks Hon).
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