Job Interview
A subject is in a job interview.
The psychologist says,
- I will make a final test for admission.
- Perfect, said the candidate.
Then the psychologist asks
- You are on a dark street and see two lights in the distance coming in his direction, what do you think it is?
- A car, says the candidate.
- A car is very low, what kind of car? A BMW, an Audi, a Volkswagen?
- And how would I know?
- Hmmm ... says the psychologist, who continues: I am going to ask another question:
- You are on the same street and see only a dark lantern
coming in your direction, what is?
- A motorcycle, said the candidate.
- Yes, but what kind of bike? Does a Yamaha, a Honda, a Suzuki?
- But it's a dark street how do I know? (And half nervous)
- Hmmm ..., says psychologist. Here's the last question:
- On the same dark road you see again but one lantern
perceived little slower coming, what is?
- A bicycle.
- Yes, but what kind of bike?, Does a Caloi, a Raleigh?
- I do not know.
- You have been failed! - Says the psychologist.
Then the candidate of sad with the result, says the psychologist:
- Although I failed I found this very interesting test.
"I can ask a question, on the same line of reasoning? And the psychologist
satisfied answer, of course you can!
- You sir, are the afternoon almost night in a poorly lit street. There
see a heavily made-up woman with a very short red dress,
turning your portfolio, what is?
- Ah! - Says psychologist - is a whore.
- Yes, but what bitch? Does your sister? Does your daughter? His wife? Or is the whore that gave birth t and ?
(Thanks HugoB ).
