Free Psychometric Program

Chiste de mujeres

Un hombre ciego entra en un bar de lesbianas por equivocación.

Se las arregla para llegar hasta la barra y pide una copa. Tras estar un rato sentado en el taburete le grita al camarero:

- Eh, che, ¿te gustaría oír un buen chiste de women? Immediately

is total silence in the bar and with a serious, deep, rough voice, the woman who is sitting next to him says,

- Before you tell that joke, sir, and attention to their disability physics that prevents him from seeing, I think it is only fair to warn you of five points to note: That the rod meets a waitress. Bar the goalkeeper is a woman. That I measure six feet tall, weight 80 kilos, I'm a black belt in karate and am a woman with blond hair. The woman who is with me weightlifter. And that lady who is sitting across from you is a professional wrestler. And now you know why, think carefully ... Do you still want to tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a few seconds, shakes his head and says,

- You're right ... do not tell ... I saved from having to explain it five times!

(Thanks HugoB ).

Sewing Patches On Biker Vest

The Borg and Windows
(an old joke recovered from the bottom of the drawer ...).

Picard - "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts to find a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have been able to access your communications system?" Geordi
- "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our files into the final computer technology twentieth century. "Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.
Riker looks puzzled." What the hell is 'Microsoft'? "
Data turns to answer." Let me explain. Send this program, for some reason called 'Windows', through the communications system. Once inside your central command, begin consuming system resources so unstoppable. "
Picard -" But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Can not they alter their processing systems to increase storage capacity? "
Data -" Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it creates a new version of himself, known as 'upgrade'. The use of resources increases exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be fast enough to adapt. At one point, all processing ability become saturated and there is nothing available for their normal operational functions. "
Picard -" Excellent work. This is even better than the idea of \u200b\u200b'unsolvable geometric shape'. "
... 15 Minutes Later...

Data -" Captain, we have managed to successfully install the 'Windows' in the central orders of the Borg . As expected, it immediately consumed 85% of all available resources. However, we have not received any confirmation of the expected 'upgrade'. " Geordi
- "Our scanners have detected an increase in the storage and CPU capacity of the Borg, but still no indication of an 'upgrade' to compensate for their increase."
Picard - "Data, examine the history banks again and determine if we have forgotten something."
Data - "Sir, I think there is a reason for the failure to 'upgrade'. Apparently the Borg have suspended this part of the plan by not sending their registration cards."
Riker - "Captain, we have no choice. Request for permission to start the escape sequence 3F ...." Geordi
- excited - "Wait, Captain! Suddenly their CPU capacity has dropped to 0%!
Picard -" Data, What do your scanners? "
Data, analysis screens -" Apparently the Borg have found a module internal 'Windows' named 'Solitaire', and has captured all the CPU capacity. "
Picard -" wait and see far as it can reduce its service this 'Solitaire'. "
... Two Hours Later...

Riker" Geordi, what is the status of the Borg? "
Geordi -" As expected, the Borg are attempting redesigned to compensate for CPU and storage demands, but every time I get up its resources, assets our long-range monitor modules transmit more 'Windows' of something called 'Microsoft Fun-pack'. "
Picard - "How long will need to buy this?"
Data - "The current speed Borg resolution allows me to predict a time investment of approximately 6 hours." Geordi
- "Captain, another vessel has entered our sector."
Picard - "id."
Data - "It seems that their identifications are very similar to the logo of 'Microsoft'..."
in the speakers - "I AM THE ADMIRAL BILL GATES OF THE MICROSOFT MONOPOLY FLAG SHIP. WE HAVE POSITIVE CONFIRMATION OF UNREGISTERED SOFTWARE IN THIS SECTOR. Give all your possessions and avoid any misfortune. HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY WITH THIS ORDER."
Data - "The alien ship has begun to open their front doors and throw thousands of humanoid shaped objects. "
Picard -" Amplify the front screen of the ship! "
Riker -" My God, captain! Are humans who go drifting toward the Borg ship - with no life support units! How can they survive the pressure of the vacuum of space?! "
Data -" I do not think they are human, sir. If you look closely I think you have found something recognized in the twentieth-century man like suede leather handbags and Armani suits. "
Riker and chop at the same time, horrified -" Lawyers! "Geordi
- "No way. All the Lawyers were rounded up and thrown into the sun in 2017 during the Great Revenge. "
Data - "True, but apparently have had to survive."
Riker - "They have surrounded the Borg ship and are covering all kinds of papers."
Data - "I think it's known in ancient vernacular as 'red tape'. Often fatal outcome."
Riker - "They are dismantling the Borg in pieces!"
Picard - "Turn off monitors, Data, I can not keep looking. Even the Borg does not deserve such a horrible death!"

(Thanks Sanctuary).

Rc Car Stopping Interference

In recent times, the phenomenon of immigration is unstoppable advance of assuming a strong impact on English society. Due to virtually no immigration policy can regulate migration, which should be understood as a movement of solidarity towards those who seek opportunities for advancement, has degenerated into the most cases as a series of problems for both immigrants to the host society.
Making a brief analysis, one might conclude that the result of improvisation responsible authorities has made the absolute leadership of disinformation, both for immigrants seeking crowd adored the dream of Europe as for the others, and here are pockets of exclusion, living in the euphemistically called irregularity.
Committing to provide appropriate advice, according to the real possibilities, from a practical point of view and making the most of the rights of immigrants, is, perhaps, a primary objective for any immigrant assistance organization. If the ultimate goal is that immigrants are integrated into the Company, it is essential to cooperate in resolving the legal status, among others, to avoid marginalization and exploitation that lead to very negative for the entire group, including those already living with us.
As the arrival of new immigrants, compared to, today, a utopia of Europe without migratory barriers, the authorities tend to abuse of restrictions on visas. Moreover, political expediency took precedence over economic and humanitarian and solidarity, so that only a small group of friendly countries receive in any case limited, legal immigration. Empowerment objectives of equality and solidarity, rationalization of quotas, or cultural training, and so on are a great challenge in which to devote our efforts.
Another issue of concern, particularly for being a breeding ground for racist and xenophobic attitudes, is tempted to associate crime with immigration. Although foreign criminals are a minority and in part could be reduced in proportion to the disappearance of marginal immigrant stock, the alarm that they generate is a potential danger that lurks constantly. We, that if, to be aware of the existence of organized crime gangs international character, which are the first to take advantage of migration flows, preferably those uncontrolled. Within criminal associations, the smuggling of immigrants to the market labor and, especially, women for sexual exploitation, pose the greatest social evil of our times. The victim support, collaboration with law enforcement or judicial means and public valuation of certain situations should shape our landscape work.
Finally, the reluctance to immigration in certain sectors of the population, shows that it is necessary to raise awareness among English citizens of this social phenomenon, promoting the positive aspects of immigration and individualizing and isolating those other quite negative, with which All in all, we must fight.
The spirit of the Association should always pursue immigrant aid, both for those who have come to the one intended to do. Appreciate immigration as a positive phenomenon, necessary and in any case, solidarity. However, the realism of the environment must also be a guide to restraint and responsibility. Ultimately, the goal will always be legal and orderly immigration, defending our ideas and suggested actions to achieve something seemingly so far away. ALIENS