34 Weeks With Back Pain And Pelvic Pressure

A poor peasant was lying on his bed, with a terminal illness, I had few hours of life.
suddenly smell the aroma of food he liked best: beef empanadas freshly home!
For him there was nothing better in the world that his wife Cirila pies.
By a superhuman effort by going to the dining room begins to see the steam carrying the aroma of ground beef and onion that emanated from the kitchen.
comes to the wooden table where they were extended succulent crispy empanadas and takes one, seeing that their efforts had paid off, as his last wish would be, when suddenly ... haps ... feels a strong blow to the head bucket drop his powers and almost made him fall prey to the weakness of his legs.
Trying not to collapse to the ground makes a turn by flipping the light, he saw his wife with an iron ladle in hand, saying

do not ever fucking ...! Are pa'l wake ...!

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December 2012.

After spending a few years out, I return to spend the holidays with family.
The taxi driver who brings me to the airport tells me about the latest novel by Scott Turow. Tired, just hear what I said.
sleepy look out the window. The squares are filled with people reading.
bars I can see in books on every table, and we go just a few blocks to a bookstore's window appears in front of us.
I sit under the window to fresh air to wake finish.
We stop at a traffic light a lady crossing the street, carrying groceries, she tells her friend: - No, no ... Cortázar force is centripetal reading, while reading Borges is a centrifuge that drives you to an encyclopaedic knowledge.
not understand what is happening. Everywhere you look there is someone with a book in hand.
me out of the taxi. In the front door waiting for me.
supposed to embrace me, but no. They were waiting for boarding the taxi that I left to go to ballet and opera.
My neighbor comes over to me and handed me the brochure for an exhibition of paintings and his daughter invited me to the day after a play in the local cinema.
Before releasing the bags wonder what is happening.

-Ah ... of course, know nothing.


- was about 6 months ...


- ... Tinelli died.

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Women

Tactical Tailor Iba Side Carrier

Frávega:
- I come to return this toaster I bought yesterday, it does not work ...
- Unfortunately, we can not refund your money because he bought with a special offer.
Then the woman raised her arms and started shouting:
- Hold me tits, tits ... catch me!
The employee, dazed, ran to call manager, as a crowd of customers coming to see what happened.
The manager asked the woman:
- But what's the matter lady?
She explained the problem of the toaster, and he repeated the same excuse given by the employee ..
- Hold me tits, tits ... catch me! continued to scream ...
Now, all the customers around them, and the manager, overwhelmed, he said,
- Please, lady, shut up ...! Why are you yelling that?
- Because I like to squeeze the boobs when they are catching me!


(The crowd erupted in applause when he returned quickly money)

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The Chinese

Two sides reached the village and come in a sty, dragging a guy.
Inside, a Chinese of 1.90 m and 120 kg. Inca Mapuche mixture, cleaning the fingernails with a knife enoooorme.
- Chinese, the chief asked him to do this ñato's ass, so you learn not to be the male with our band.
- let there in the corner, which later I take care of him.
When the thugs are going the guy says:
- Please Mr Chino, I do not do that, after my life is over-saddle, have pity for the love of God ...
- Shut your mouth and stay there quietito. Soon
become bandits with another poor Christ.
- Chinese, the chief asked for this, it cuts both hands and pierced eyes, to learn to not touch the loot from the sale of drugs.
- Let there that in a while I order. An hour later
bring another poor.
- Chinese this will cut your dick and tongue so that never again mess with the women of the village.
- Ta Bueno leave it there in the corner with the others. Finally
bring to another.
- Chinazo, in that you cut into pieces and send each bit for the family.
At that time, the first guy says to the Chinese, in low voice:
- Mr Chino, please do not get confused: The ass of me! OK?

As you know the problems of others, you realize that yours is not so bad !!!!!

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