Males are more or less like this ...
1) is Peter compulsive fan and not down to the manger to "muddy field." The real Kamasutra Karadagián down to the pit, does its job and leaves a bloody face glorious as Hannibal Lecter (the cannibal from "Silence of the Lambs"). Once the task is to clean the face sheets will be served a scotch and have it belly up to reciprocate the gesture with a good pete while watching "football first."
2) It is male masturbator of fellow member after washing it down. The real Mario Baracus of Bajo Flores is cleaned with the curtains, tablecloth, with the magazine or the cable your sister's panties.
3) is chewing gum addict warmly Poronga not brushing a friend to "keep the friendship." The real stud insatiable Slaughter, grabs her by the hair, the shit with sticks, it fucks him in the face recently, she toils 10 pesos for the taxi and says "save your ass because you're my friend and why not I have margarine. "
4) It is habituated in the course of oral lubrication cops outside a telo spend money on good to impress a Minita. The real Sandocán the Brook the ball up in the 600 model 73, you order 10 bucks for gasoline, 2 bucks for a quad, the leads under the bridge of the Wheel and the GARCH dorapa while gargles wine as background music.
5) recurrent victim is smoothed hub having a pet kitten pedegree. The real Rambo Isidro Casanova kid has a dog, lazy eyed, mangy, ugly, that shit in the living room and that he goes to as many dog \u200b\u200bis crossed. (And why not your sister).
6) is a sculptor of gourds minita lead to eat at Palermo Holywood. The real Rubén Aldo Bonzi Peucelle takes to eat a choripán of standing on the waterfront, I burp in the face, pulled a fart, stripping the cops and taking their side tells poetic verse as "the night has just begun, because the head does not start. "
7) It is not trying mimador of scrotums fucks her classmate for laburo. The True Master Ninja Fort Apache the "rests" on the copy machine and says "I lost a corn ... did not see it there?"
8) healthy carrier is blurred using bidet neck after shit. The real Attila Floresta never wipes his ass and the next day while shampooing in the shower (with laundry soap) uses the froth to remove "debris" of the ass with his fingers.
9) It is a pillow biter sodomite ask if you liked mine. The true Zulu Chief Monte empomador Chingolo all you would ever ask is whether the next time could be brought a little friend.
10) You wake up excited bottlegourd sleeping with a romantic movie. The real Incredible Hulk Ciudad Evita is excited to see him fight Rona Castro, watching Rambo III, staring at the ass of the Nazarene or watching Diego saying "the ball is not defiled."
11) is experienced quenas blower bath before fuck. The Rocky Balboa of Gonzalez Catan is ratted on catrera strip, dried sheets, turn on your TV and tells her minita "painted a pete ... but before ... do not you prepare a chopped?"
12) It's candidate for president of Marley fan club talk to mother him. The real William Wallace (the Rocky) de la Villa 31 llega a lo de la suegra y ni la saluda, se abre un vino, se morfa todo, se pone en pedo, prende la tele con el volumen al mango para no escucharla, se caga de risa como si estuviera solo y a modo de despedida se va al baño con el diario, se caga la vida y sale diciendo "me parece que se atrancó un tereso... ahhh... y si no les jode me voy yendo porque llego tarde al picado".
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