Metal Types
POWER METAL The protagonist arrives at the castle on a winged white horse, with a flashing sword, escaping from the dragon, saves the princess, they go away and make love.
TRUE METAL The protagonist arrives at the castle and defeat the dragon in a battle using his sword. Bathed in the dragon's blood, does the princess.
THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives castle, fights the dragon, saves the princess and throws.
HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives at the castle on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon with studs belt, take some beers with the princess and then do it.
FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing the accordion, Alauda, \u200b\u200bviolin, and other strange instruments. The dragon falls asleep from time to dance, and then go ... playing the flute ... without the princess.
VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with an ax, cooks it and eats it. Princess rapes, loot the castle and set fire to everything before leaving.
DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, you take on cutting edge with the princess, kills emits a few guttural cries and leaves. BLACK METAL
arrives at dawn in the fog, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Sodomizes the princess, cut with a knife and drinking her blood in a ritual before killing her. After she discovers that she was not a virgin and impaled by the dragon. GORE METAL
arrives, kills the dragon. Up to the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then take it again. Burning the body of the princess and takes her back. DOOM METAL
reaches the castle, sees the size of the dragon, gets depressed and suicidal. The dragon eats his body and then the protagoniista eat the princess. NU METAL
reaches the castle and boasts of how good he is fighting and that is able to beat the dragon. Lost miserably and is fucked. Run away and find the princess, tells her tragic childhood. The princess slaps and will seek the star of "Heavy Metal". The protagonist NU takes a prozak and goes to a recording of "The Best of".
CLASSIC rock n 'roll comes at a bike smoking a stalk and is offered by the dragon, who turned out to be his friend, and after many hugs from friends, camping with the princess in the most secluded garden , and after a lot of sex, drugs and rock n 'roll, has an overdose of LSD and drowns in his own vomit. PUNK
He throws a stone dragon and runs away. Paint the "A" of anarchy in a castle wall. Hairstyle makes it a "Mohican" the princess and opens a kioskito of fanzines in the hallway of the castle. PROGRESSIVE
arrives, playing a guitar virtuoso only 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself so much tedium.
arrives where the princess and plays another solo exploring all the tones and rhythms techniques learned in the last year in the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the star of "Heavy Metal". GLAM
reaches the castle. The dragon saw him laugh so that you skip. Enter the castle, steals lacquer and lipstick princess. Then convince the dragon to paint the pink castle and get some highlights. HARD ROCK
reaches the castle on a red convertible, accompanied by two buxom blondes, and drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels. Kill the dragon with a knife and then makes an orgy with blondes and the princess.
(Thanks Dalton).
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