Some, little but good.
- Mama ... I'm pregnant!
- Oh daughter! But where were you the head?
- Between the steering wheel and stereo.
Tells Mother to Daughter:
- M'hijo ... Tell the neighbors you're sleeping with your boyfriend!
- Ay mami, people are so mob ... One sleeps with anyone and you say it's the groom ...
- Mary, your husband is going to throw away!
- Decile the calibration that you I put horns, no wings!
- Tell me: What is the reason why he wants to divorce her husband?
- My husband treats me like a dog.
- Is abusive, hit?
- Noooo, the idiot wants to be faithful ...
Tells a man to his wife at four in the morning:
- Mary, want to fuck you?
- Yes! Get up and make me a English tortilla!
Louie:
- Mom, how come you're white, Daddy I'm black and yellow?
- Mom: No shit, son ...!!!
If the Partus knew there was that night ...! Thanks
that did not bark!
The groom tells the bride:
- My love, but you're not a virgin!
and she replies:
- you're not San Jose! ... and well, you came to fuck or to build a manger ...?
A man tells a woman
- Are we going to play the wizard ...?
- Well, but how is that ...?
- I miss you a powder and then you disappear!
- MOMMY, I WANT TO KNOW MY DAD.
- DO NOT KNOW SON, a test tube baby SOS!
- WHAT IS IT?
- SO PROBE NOT KNOW WHO'S YOUR DADDY ...!
(Source: Jokes ... but very good! ) in Funk Blog Job ).
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