Wednesday, July 2, 2008
How Much Would It Cost To Move A 32 Ft Boat
A traffic policeman stops a leading lawyer for speeding performing the following dialogue:
AGENT: Sir, you were driving at excessive speed. "I can see your driver's license?
ATTORNEY: I have, I was suspended the last time I committed an offense.
AGENT: I \u200b\u200bcan then see the registration certificate the car?
ATTORNEY: The car is not mine, I stole it.
AGENT: "The car is stolen?
ATTORNEY: Yes, but I think the card movement is in the glove compartment, I saw it when I put my gun.
AGENT: Do you have a gun in the glove box?
ATTORNEY: Yes, I placed, there after killing the owner of the car and put his body in the trunk.
AGENT: Do you keep a corpse in the trunk?
ATTORNEY: Yes, sir.
Upon hearing, the officer, alarmed, called for a central radio and in five minutes come to a head several patrols, each with his hand on their weapons.
BOSS: Lord, what I can see your driver's license?
ATTORNEY: Of course, here it is.
BOSS: Who owns the vehicle?
ATTORNEY: My. Here is the registration certificate and a copy of the invoice.
HEAD: Please slowly open the glove compartment to check for a gun inside.
ATTORNEY: Yes Boss, with pleasure. (The lawyer slowly opens the glove box and there is no weapon in).
BOSS: Lord, would you please open the trunk?
ATTORNEY: With pleasure (It does and there is no body inside.)
BOSS: I do not understand, the agent reported that you had no driver's license, he had stolen the car, carrying a gun in the glove compartment and there was a body in trunk.
ATTORNEY: Oh good! And I bet the bastard must have also said that speeding was driving! ... you fucking liar ... And all for not wanting to give a bribe!
ANY SIMILARITY TO ANY ATTORNEY TO KNOW is purely coincidental.
(Thanks Gggaúl ).
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