Teacher Ratio For Cpr

WOMEN

Vengeful Vendetta NUMBER 1

Today my daughter turns 18 ... and I'm very happy because it is the last payment of child support that I give, so I called my daughter to come to my house and when he said,
- 'Daughter, I want you to take this check to your mom's house and tell you: This is the last damn check that you receive from me in all that's left of your fucking life! and I want you to tell me the expression you put in your face '.
So my daughter went to deliver the check. I was anxious to know what the witch had to say and would face.
When my daughter came in, he immediately asked: - 'What did your mother told you? "
- 'He told me he was just waiting for this day to tell you you're not my dad! " REVENGE

NUMBER 2

The husband, on his deathbed, called his wife. With weak and hoarse voice, he said: - Okay, it was my time, but before I make a confession.
- No, no, quiet, you should not make any effort.
- But woman must - insists her husband - must die in peace. I want to confess something.
- Okay, okay. Speak!
- I slept with your sister, your mom and your best friend.
- I know, I know why I poisoned the son of a bitch!

(Thanks HugoB ).